Take one really bad dog with puppy teeth that require constant chewing.
Add a cohort in crime with very sharp claws that need sharpening often.... And, add a boy who stands on the chew toy/scratching post
(NO. This is/was not really theirs to sharpen claws and teeth on, they did it without permission...and when you have those cute little cushions on the seat of a chair, you don't always notice what goes on beneath the cushion from the bottom side. Until it's too late).
"Mom! Esther left me a present in my laundry basket. Can you come get it please?"
I wonder what it is this time......
We hope we saved him in time. Poor little birdie. Fly, fly far away...to Robin's Nesting Place, or Mary's paradise , Aunt Bee's Back Yard, or one of those other really nice places..... We love you but it's just too dangerous around here.
Bye, Bye, Birdie.
So....how was your week?